The Comedy of Kermet Apio

Based in Mountlake Terrace, WA

Kermet Apio, a seasoned comedian with a distinctive charm and wit, was born and raised in the vibrant city of Honolulu, Hawaii. After completing high school, he made the move to Seattle, Washington, to attend college and has called the Pacific Northwest home ever since.

Kermet's journey into comedy began at an open mic night at the Comedy Underground in downtown Seattle, where he discovered his passion for making people laugh. Nearly two years later, he took the bold step of pursuing comedy full-time, a decision that has since shaped his life and career.

Over the years, Kermet has built an impressive resume, performing in 47 states and three Canadian provinces. His talent has earned him invitations to showcase at renowned comedy festivals in Aspen, Las Vegas, and Vancouver. A highlight of his career was winning the prestigious 2009 Great American Comedy Festival in Norfolk, Nebraska, the hometown of comedy legend Johnny Carson.

Kermet’s work has been featured on television and radio, including over 40 appearances on NPR’s popular show “Rewind.” Beyond the comedy circuit, he has entertained diverse audiences at more than 170 colleges, 250 corporate events, 30 comedy clubs, and on numerous cruise ships. His ability to connect with audiences across various platforms underscores his versatility and universal appeal.

What sets Kermet apart is his clean, clever, and autobiographical approach to comedy. His material often delves into his unique upbringing in Hawaii, the quirks of his name, his life as a husband and father of two, and the hilarities of middle age. His performances are relatable, heartwarming, and infused with a lighthearted perspective that leaves audiences of all backgrounds laughing and uplifted.

Adding to his colorful story, Kermet proudly holds the title of “Dishwasher of the Month” from the Sea-Tac Airport Denny’s, an accolade he earned in 1988. It’s a testament to his humility and his knack for finding humor in life’s everyday moments.

Kermet Apio’s comedy is a delightful blend of personal anecdotes, sharp observations, and universal humor, making him a standout performer in the world of comedy. Whether he’s on stage at a college, a corporate event, or a cruise ship, Kermet delivers a memorable experience that leaves a lasting impression.